TOP TEN REASONS WHY CHEVRON SWITCHED TO MICROSOFT IE

Bad news for Netscape: the oil company Chevron just announced a mass migration to Internet Explorer. Why? Here are the top ten reasons:

10. Sick of Bill Gates's whining
9. Sick of Marc Andreessen's whining
8. Thinks ActiveX is something that cleans your car's fuel injectors
7. Andreessen spotted buying donuts at Exxon minimart
6. Gates to Chevron CFO: "Free 'Monster Truck Madness' CD-ROMs for everybody!"
5. Easier to embezzle funds with security flaws in Internet Explorer
4. Andreessen not oily enough
3. Netscape mascot: fire-breathing monster. Chevron product: flammable liquid
2. Selling gas for $1.50 a gallon isn't covering costs; needs free browser
1. Microsoft gave Chevron drilling rights to Redmond campus.

Why did Chevron *really* dump Navigator? See NEWS.COM:

http://www.news.com/News/Item/0%2C4%2C9102%2C00.html?dd

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