If Klingons Developed Software

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

• 10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
• 9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
• 8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
• 7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
• 6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
• 5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
• 4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
• 3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
• 2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
• 1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"