PESSIMIST: The glass is half empty.
FUTURIST: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
PASCAL PROGRAMMER: Well, what type of milk is it?
C PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I drink straight from the jug.
ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I drink straight from the cow.
BASIC PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I'm still breast feeding.
FUZZY LOGIC GUY: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
PENTIUM USER: I drank Glass # .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.
WINDOWS USER: Where my straw?
MAC USER: Where's my pump?
UNIX USER: Nahh... too easy.
SHAREWARE GAME AUTHOR: That glass is free, the next one you have to pay for.
CIA: What makes you think that's milk?
COPY PROTECTION CRAZY: Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
BILL GATES: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
APPLE COMPUTER: You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA: Hey, we wanted OJ!!!