Top Ten Definitions for MMX

by Michael Mace

Seen on Apple T-Shirts at Macworld Expo (January 1997)

• 10. Minor Media eXtension
• 9. Make CISC More eXciting
• 8. More Misleading eXpectations
• 7. Make My X86 obsolete
• 6. Messy, Messy Xmas (Apple is one to talk--eds.)
• 5. MultiMedia hoaX
• 4. Make More eXcuses
• 3. Massive Marketing eXcess
• 2. Make Mr. Grove eXtra money
• 1. My Mac eXceeds it!