A Guide to MRML
The Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML /mur'mul/) is a
proprietary extension of the HyperText Markup Language. This document, all
MRML tags, and any ideas you come up with while reading this information are
the exclusive property of the authors. This is an open specification that
will be expanded as mind control technology is refined.
MRML tags can be embedded into any regular HTML document. They are completely
invisible to all browsers. No one will ever know you are using them.
NOTE: MRML is not case sensitive. <freud> is
equivalent to <FREUD> or <frEUd>.
Basic Markup Tags
The following MRML tags are used to read the client's mind for certain kinds
of thoughts and emotions about the contained text.
- Brainscan performs a light scan of the client's
thoughts which may include perceptions of their current environment. The
Brainscan tag is an invaluable tool for establishing a user's identity as it
is much more reliable than checking REMOTE_HOST or USER_ID variables.
- Thoughtsuck performs of deeper scan of the client's
thoughts which may included details of significant events within the past 24
- Probes the client's mind for
their fears about the contained subject.
- Probes the client's mind
for their deeper, more repressed fears about the contained subject.
- Probes the client's
mind for their deepest, most repressed fears about the contained subject.
WARNING: This tag cannot be exported outside the US borders.
- Probes the client's mind
for sexual thoughts about the contained subject. Use of the Sexthoughts tag
will likely be depreciated with the release of the Freud and Jung
Freud and Jung Tags
Specifications for Freudian id, ego, and superego tags and Jungian symbolic
tags are not currently available.
The HYPNOTIZE Tag
Current technology enables very primitive mind control using MRML tags. The
so-called Brainwashing tags are delimited by the the special
<!--HYPNOTIZE><HYPNOTIZE--> pair. Suggestions within the
Hypnotize area are completely invisible to all clients, but it is extremely
important that the tags are placed correctly. You are liable for any mental
damages inflicted by improperly placed tags.
HYPNOTIZE Area Tags
Within the <!--HYPNOTIZE></HYPNOTIZE--> area the following tags
may be used:
Within the <PROGRAM></PROGRAM> area the following tags may be
- Used for mild, easily acceptable
suggestions. For stronger suggestions use PROGRAM and BELIEVE.
- It is warm for this time of year.
- You need to upgrade your computer.
- Republican policies aren't all that bad.
- Information that you want the client to
pass on to friends and correspondents.
Some popular memes:
- Chain letters
- Urban legends
- Cool ascii graphics
- Things you want the client to forget.
It may be desirable to have the client forget the URL of your MRML documents.
- Programs the client with a strong
post-hypnotic suggestion. There are a few optional arguments.
- <PROGRAM TIMES=3 INTERVAL="1 hour" DELAY="2 days"> will trigger the
suggestions three times at a one hour interval two days hence.
- <PROGRAM INTERVAL="after every meal" FOREVER> could trigger the
suggestion brush your teeth for an indefinite time.
- Explicit thoughts to be planted in
the client's mind. Beware of contradictory programming! Try to remove
previous conceptions before reprogramming.
To reprogram someone that thinks that Pepsi is better than Coke:
- <BELIEVE>You have no opinions about the relationship between Coke
- <BELIEVE>Coke is better than Pepsi.</BELIEVE>
- <BELIEVE>You are thirsty.</BELIEVE>
- <BUY HREF=url>
- Encourages the client to buy products on the World
Wide Web. The optional ITEM=item argument may be used.
- <PASSWORD=keyword or phrase>
- A convenient way to access the
client's mind for future programming sessions. Should only be used with a
secure client-server connection.
Clarification: The BLINK Tag
The <BLINK> tag used in many popular browsers is not a MRML
Running Your Own MRML Server
The software needed to run a MRML-oriented server is freely available to all
persons and institutions. To obtain a copy of the server software a
representative for you or your company must attend a special 3-day training
session where they will be given the MRML software package. These training
sessions are currently being held twice a month at an undisclosed location;
requests for private training sessions will be considered.
Ideas by Michael O'Neal-Petterson and Brandon J.
html by Brandon J. Rickman email@example.com
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