Infrequently Asked Questions: Seasonal

• Christmas Shorts
• Santa and the Angel
• Perfumes and Smelly Things
• Ode to Joy
• Happily Addicted to the Web
• The Bill Gates Song
• 12 Days of Christmas (PC Style)
• I'm Dreaming of a Clean System
• God Rest Ye Copland Programmers
• Microsoft (Jingle Bells)
• Gil Amelio's Coming to Town!
• Prove It's So!
• Violent Night

• Holiday One-Liners

• Stille Nacht
• Alle Jahre Wieder
• Morgen Kinder wird's was Gebe
• Ihr Kinderlein, kommet
• O Tannenbaum
• Leise Rieselt der Schnee
• In Dulce Jubilo
• Vom Himmel Hoch
• Es ist ein Ros Entsprungen
• O Du Froehliche
• Susser die Glocken nie Klingen

• North Pole Annual Report
• Tribute to Pat Buchanan
• PBS and the Contract
• The Snubbing of Newt
• Furlough Days
• The Night Before, Mac Style
• 12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
• The Gingrinch That Stole Congress
• Is There A Santa Claus?
• Twas the Night (Government)
• Twas the Night (PC Style)
• Night Before Solstice
• Twelve Bugs of Christmas
• Best Fruitcake Ever
• Christmas in WAP Land