The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

when the first bug appeared, my manager said to me
see if it happens again.

when the second bug appeared, my manager said to me
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the third bug appeared, my manager said to me
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the fourth bug appeared, my manager said to me
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the fifth bug appeared, my manager said to me
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the sixth bug appeared, my manager said to me
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the seventh bug appeared, my manager said to me
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the eighth bug appeared, my manager said to me
find a way around it,
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the ninth bug appeared, my manager said to me
blame it on the hardware,
find a way around it,
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the tenth bug appeared, my manager said to me
change the documentation,
blame it on the hardware,
find a way around it,
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the eleventh bug appeared, my manager said to me
say its not supported,
change the documentation,
blame it on the hardware,
find a way around it,
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.

when the twelfth bug appeared, my manager said to me
tell them its a feature,
say its not supported,
change the documentation,
blame it on the hardware,
find a way around it,
say they need an upgrade,
reinstall the software,
ask for a dump,
use a debugger,
try to reproduce it,
ask them how they did it,
see if it happens again.



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