What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.
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