Survival Guide:

How do you say "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!"


Afrikaans:

O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!

Alsatian:

Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!

Ancient Greek:

O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!

Assyrian:

iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu

Babylonian:

iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu

Bengali:

Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.

Bosnian:

boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.

Danish:

Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.

Dutch:

O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.

English:

Oh my God! There's an axe in my head.

Esperanto:

Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!

Finnish:

Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!

French:

Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.

German:

Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!

Greek:

hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!

Hebrew:

Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!

Hindi:

Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.

Hungarian:

Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!

Icelandic:

Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.

Irish:

Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.

Italian:

Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

Japanese:

ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

Klingon:

ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!

Latin:

Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.

Latvian:

Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!

Malayalam:

Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

Maori:

Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!

Marathi:

Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

Middle Egyptian:

in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!

Norwegian:

Herre Gud! Jeg har en xks i hodet!

Polish:

O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!

Portuguese:

Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!

Russian:

Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!

Slovenian:

Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.

Spanish:

!Dios mio! !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!

Swahili:

Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!

Swedish:

Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

Tagalog:

Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!

Visigothic:

Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida

Welsh:

A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

Zulu:

Awu nkosi yami kunembhazo ekhanda lami!


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