Buzzwords for Managers

COLUMN I              COLUMN II               COLUMN III
-------------------   ---------------------   --------------------
0. integrated         0. management           0. options
1. heuristic          1. organizational       1. flexibility
2. systematized       2. monitored            2. capability
3. parallel           3. reciprocal           3. mobility
4. functional         4. digital              4. programming
5. responsive         5. logistical           5. scenarios
6. optional           6. transitional         6. time-phase
7. synchronized       7. incremental          7. projection
8. compatible         8. third-generation     8. hardware
9. futuristic         9. policy               9. contingency

The procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number, and then 
select the corresponding buzzword from each column.

For instance, number 257  produces "systematized logistical projection," 
a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with a sincere 
ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.  No one will have the remotest 
idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that THEY 
ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT!


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