This is the voice mail for Dr. John Doe. Please select from the following touch-tone menu.
If you have:
Please press 1, over and over and over and over and...
Please press 2, then 5, then 8, then 3, then 7, then 6, then 2 again, then...
Press all numbers at the same time.
Don't bother pressing any numbers, probably nobody cares anyway.
A little voice will tell you what number you must press.
Need for Electroconvulsive Therapy
Please hang up and place the call again from the bath tub.
Press your own button...in private.
We know who you are and what you want. Stay on line while we trace the call.