Got Any Grapes?

This duck walks into a bar one afternoon about 4:30. The duck hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him oddly and replies "Nope!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.

Next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies "No! Now go away!!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.

The same thing happens at the same time every day for the next week or so. And once again the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Ya got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies yelling "No! I DON'T have any grapes and if you ask me that again I'll nail your head to the bar!!!"

The very next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender screams anguishedly, "NOOOO!"

The duck replies "Got any grapes?"


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lic Wednesday, November 5, 1997