Have You Ever Wondered...

• Why call them 'Apartments' since they're all together?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they 'garnish' his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to talk?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?