(From the San Jose Peach)
If You Have An Hour To Kill, Please Join Us For Dinner
Appetizers
ROSA LOPEZ NACHOS...................$3.95
Spicy, with a thick Mexican accent.
Nachos haven't been this good since...well, we can't remember!
KATO SALAD..............................$3.95
An empty head of lettuce, with very little dressing.
RON GOLDMAN WINE....................$3.95
Young vintage, good body. But you have to bring your own glasses.
PAULA BARBERI COCKTAIL............$3.95
O.J. with a little honey on the side. Goes down real easy.
MARCIA CLARK BEER....................$1.95
We thought we had a case, but now we're not sure.
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH.............$4.25
Full of baloney, and hard to swallow, but lots of stupid people are
buying it!
SOUP DuJURY..............................$4.95
Aged for over a year. May be bitter.
MARK FUHRMAN CHICKEN PLATE....$5.95
Absolutely no dark meat.
DENNIS FUNG PLATE......................$5.95
Grilled detective, served open face. May be contaminated.
Sorry, our Bakery is Temporarily Closed. The Lawyers have taken all the dough.