Reason why this cereal is decadent:
A) Colonialist exploiter pursues naive Crunchberry culture to
plunder
B) Drunkenness, torture and debauchery implicit in ocean leisure
cruises.
Reason why this cereal is decadent:
Silky throated military-industrial-complex spokestoad "Tony the
Tiger" exploits the need of the undereducated underclass for a
paternalistic, Reagan-like figure. A cautionary tale of the perils of
not indoctrinating at the creche level.
Reason why this cereal is decadent:
Well meaning rabbit--Trix--kept in continual state of
malnutrition/subservience by dominant children of the parasitic
bourgeoisie. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" can only be construed
as a call to all-out class warfare.
Reason why this cereal is decadent:
Man with no known adult friends lures children into the forest for
purposes of nutritional (ideological?sexual?) seduction. Sprightly
twinkle motif on packaging (putatively and allusion to "flavor") are,
in fact, metaphors for soul-deadening sucrose.
Reason why this cereal is decadent:
Snap, Krackle and Pop are thinly veiled emblems for the Trilateral
Commission.
Reason why this cereal is decadent:
"I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs," the demented cackle of Sonny the Cocoa
Puffs bird/spokesmuppet, is resonant with the insanity inherent in
the needless enslavement of the proletariat.
Reason why this cereal is NOT decadent:
Gay relationship offers an excellent role model for this new era of
diversity. Witty vampire motif plays on the never-ending struggle of
the oppressed to topple the ruling classes.
[written by Douglas Coupland]