1. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut
3. Whistle the first seven notes of
"It's a Small
4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
"Got enough air in there?
5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming!
9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go
" at the bottom.
11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
"I've got new socks on!
12. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
13. Meow occassionally.
14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
15. Frown and mutter
"gotta go, gotta
" then sigh and say
16. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
" whenever the
18. Walk on with a cooler that says
" on the side.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
"You're one of THEM!
" and move to the far
corner of the elevator.
20. Burp, and then say
21. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
22. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
"is that your beeper?
" at each floor.
"I wonder what all these do
push the red buttons.
25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers that this is your
27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
28. Announce in a demonic voice:
"I must find a more
suitable host body.
29. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
" and leer
suggestively at other passengers.