"365 Stupidest Things Ever
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields, said to demonstrate why she should become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other
part of my body.
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"I support efforts to limit the terms of members
of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the
Vice-President Dan Quayle
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of
the lowest crime rates in the country.
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"Are you any relation to your brother
Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator On Criticism:
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass--and I'm just the one to do it.
a congressional candidate in Texas
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sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio
8. Wish -- To end all the killing in the world
Hobbies -- Hunting and fishing
from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey, flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only
the people who make
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"After finding no qualified candidates for the
position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the
Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode Island
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found
baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series