Y2K, Year 200

YtoK - What's All the Fuss?

"Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget. We

have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.

We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and

historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are

proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change

mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all

data to reflect the following new standards:


Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,

October, November, December




Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak


I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this

Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a

global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And

what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do

you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over

from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."

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