Chemical Analysis of Man

Element            : MAN
Symbol             : XY
Common Name(s)     : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight      : 180 +/-100


Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.


Attempt to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.


None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.


In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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