A wealthy couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give Jeeves, the butler, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night.
Well, as it turned out the wife wasn't having a good time at the party and came home early by herself. As she walked into the house she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room.
She called for him to follow her.
She lead him into the master bedroom, and closed and locked the door.
She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves. Take off my dress."
He did this slowly and carefully, letting it drop gracefully to the floor.
"Jeeves. Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her.
"Jeeves. Take off my bra and panties." Again, he silently obeyed her.
The tension was really building as she smiled and looked at Jeeves.
"Jeeves," she said "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired."