1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
3.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
4.) The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down when a guy asked a girl to dance and she refused:
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."
7.) And here's one including the correct snappy return
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
8.) After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
9.) A friend once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born."
10.) A friend came up with a very quick response over vacation... We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me said, "He thought you were good looking, but I see he was mistaken."