Corporate Prayer

Lord grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage
To Change the things I cannot accept,
And the Wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Washington Apple Pi IFAQ
lic Sunday, February 8, 1998