Flowers and Bees

Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your summer?" asks bee number one. "Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough flowers, not enough pollen."

The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down the corner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit."

Bee two buzzes "Thanks!", and takes off.

An hour later the bees bump into each other again. "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the info-bee. "Great!" says the buddy-bee.

The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on you head?"

"A yarmulke", is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

Washington Apple Pi IFAQ
lic Saturday, November 8, 1997