Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Fat: Horizontally challenged.
Fail: Acheive a deficiency.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Short: Vertically challanged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Spendthrift: Negative saver.
Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
Pregnant: Parasitically opressed.
conservative reactionary The Establishment White Power Elite hearing person temporarily aurally abled sighted person temporarily visually abled blind visually challenged mute vocally challenged dead metabolically different alive temporarily metabolically abled ugly aesthetically challenged rude politically correct (tm) psychopath socially misaligned bald follicularly challenged non-white, non-male oppressed white melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive white male oppressor black african-american asian asian-american afro-american african-american pregnancy parasitic oppression janitor sanitation engineer dish washer utensil sanitizer dairy where cows are raped ranch where cattle are murdered egg ranch where hens are raped biology department where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lakeys of the imperialistic drug companies fishing raping the oceans farming exploiting mother earth paper bag processed tree carcass
Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice).
old 80's 90's
deaf hearing impaired aurally challenged blind sight impaired visually challenged retarded mentally handicapped mentally challenged queer gay/homosexual queer [strange but true] fat big boned alternative body image
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December 4, 1998 Lawrence I. Charters