Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day."
Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."
Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write."
Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."