Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.
Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", says he.
Angioplasty.
Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food":
A small pink coffin.
SPAM is not a meat!
It's a funky synthesis
Of clay and plastic.